幽默的故事来源于生活。
An Arab was walking along through the desert when he met two men.The men looked worried.The Arab went over to tHave you lost one of your camels ：Yes,he was.
：Was he lame in the left foot and had he lost a tooth?
：Yes.Please tell us where he is.
（人）：I don’t know.
（丙人）：Did someone tell you about him?
（人）：No.
（旁白）：The two men looked at each other in surprise.They came up close to him,took hold of him ,and shouted
（甲、乙、丙人）：Catch the thief!
（旁白）：At last,the man took him before judges ['d??d??z] .
（法官一）：We’re judges ['d??d??z].
(法官二)：What’s up?
（人）：I’ve never seen thier camel[k?m?l].This morning I saw tracks [tr?ks] of a lost camel.
1.
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。
One boy throws his bag out the window.
一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?!
老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
男孩：我!我现在要回家了。
2.
What dog can jump higher than a building?
什么狗比大楼跳的还高?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。
3.
What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体?
A coin!
硬币。
4.
What has one eye but cannot see?
什么有一只眼睛，却看不见?
只剩一个引擎
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker:"Attention，passengers. We have lost one of our engines，but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately， we will arrive an hour late as a result. "
一架747客机正跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音:“旅客们请注意，我们四个引擎之中有一个丢失了。但利下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。不幸的是因此我们书晚到一小时。”